Dewott

Bully him so hard.

Dewott Can (Not) Enjoy His Ice Cream.

Just kidding. Fuck you, Dewott.

DEWOTT, YOU FOOL

I wanted to draw Dewott before bed, and now you have to look at it. This is his birthday party. Can you imagine buying a cake for your Pokemon just to ruin it in front of them? If it were anyone other than Dewott, I'd find that kind of behaviour despicable.

Tomorrow evening will mark the beginning of Thanksgiving weekend, and I plan on working on smut all the way up to the end of Monday. Right now, though, the only thing I want to draw is Dewott abuse. So instead of porn, you get Dewott getting two fingers jammed into his eye socket. That'll teach him not to stare. This definitely goes a step beyond bullying. Hmm. Dunno how much longer Dewott's gonna have left if things continue at this rate.

Context! Would any of you happen to remember that lovely male Brionne from a while back? Probably. And I'm sure you're all familiar with Dewott by this point. If not, this is all you really gotta know, but there's a bit more content of that particular streak if you're inclined toward that sort of thing (sicko). With that information out of the way, onto the image at hand. Seems like Dewott's been replaced with a new 'mon that's superior to him in every way, shape, and form. At last, we can give him the boot and put a cap on this lovely journey of his. Judging by the effects he has on my stats, I'm sure you're all as happy to see him gone as me. But how to send him off? Tell me, people who look at my Dewott-related content (hopefully a group that numbers greater than zero): does Dewott, after all the suffering he's been through, deserve to achieve happiness in his final image? Leave a comment below, and maybe, just maybe, you can at last bring some measure of solace to his tortured soul. Or, y'know, not.

Look at this for context. Checking out the other Dewott pictures would also help. Listen to this not out of any sort of relevance, but because everyone should listen to ROME at least once. Thank you to everyone who's accompanied Dewott on this journey, especially you. Yes, you! You know who you are. Well, maybe you don't, but thanks anyway. Welp. Time to pick a different Pokémon to bully. Maybe do some actual porn first, if only so I don't alienate my entire audience just yet.